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title: "Agent Dero: Origin Story"
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- miscellaneous
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My first excursion into the internet or as it was then known by newscasters,
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the information super highway, was courtesy of the University of Georgia. My
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mom had gone back to school and as part of her program, there were a number of
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new-fangled "online classes." We bought a 28.8 baud modem to go with our
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Macintosh LC III, in this year it was already 3-4 years old, and used the
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instructions distributed by the university to set up the Chooser to AppleTalk
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or some bullshit like that. Mac OS System 7.6 was not very internet friendly.
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Unlike many of my peers, I did not start hacking early on. Therefore I also did
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not have a "handle" for a number of years after "joining" the internet. After
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my mom finished her schooling, we were sufficiently hooked on the internet that
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we loaded AOL onto our recently acquired Macintosh PowerPC 6100, another 3-4
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year old second-hand computer. With AOL I finally got my *first* email address,
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and had to choose a handle: "tiger" followed by 5 random numbers. That handle
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carried me along for a number of years, closing out the 90's and into the early
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2000's.
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In 2002 I traveled to Germany as an exchange student bringing my handle of
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"tiger" over to old world. At this point I had purchased my very own computer,
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a fancy iBook G3. I had learned ASP and PHP a couple years earlier and hacking
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together awful web applications for unsuspecting relatives and their businesses
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I was able to earn enough money for the *new* Macintosh. I was a mind-numbingly
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elite hacker.
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In my group of exchange students were 60 students overall and of the 60 only
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4 of us were placed with families in the eastern part of Germany, the former
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DDR (GDR in English). After a few months of immersion and isolation from the
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other exchange students I managed to meet **two** other students in Dresden.
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They had already become friends despite coming from separate exchange programs
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and the three of us started to hang out and find stuff to do in Dresden on the
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weekends.
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During this period in my life I had made the decision that personal comfort was
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of the utmost importance over style. Accordingly I wore old jeans, leather
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sandals and t-shirts nearly every day of the year, including the occasional
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above-freezing winter's day. The three of us would meet in Dresden, them
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dressed appropriately for the weather, me dressed in my shoddy looking jeans,
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hoodie and sandals.
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Prior to us meeting the two of them they had concocted a game of sorts. They would
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come up with "missions" for each other in order to push through their comfort
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zone and try new things. A more introverted exchange student may have some
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challenges digging into all that their host-country has to offer. Placing a
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young, shy, person somewhere with a language barrier, cultural differences with
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little social structure/friend groups around them can make it quite difficult to
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overcome social anxiety. This secret agent game of theirs was invented to help
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solve that problem.
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In order for me to join their game however, they had to come up with a good agent name
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for me. An agent name is similar to the call-signs that fighter pilots use.
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It is not meant to be a cool name you give yourself. Instead your name is given to you by your
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colleagues as a form of hazing, endearing hazing. The australian girl, whose name I've
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since forgotten, looked me up and down and said "**Agent Dero**."
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"Dero?" I ask. "Dero" (pronounced like "deerr-o") "in Australia a deerr-o is a
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hobo or a bum." For the rest of the night I answered to "Ay-gent Deerr-o" and
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performed important missions such as socializing with germans at the
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neighboring table in a pub, talking to the street-car driver and attempting to
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steal a kiss from a German girl.
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For the month or two I knew the two of them, we would meet up periodically and
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hang out in Dresden, doing the silly things that foreign exchange students do.
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As students in different programs, they were on wholly different schedules than
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I. Both departed in February while I remained until the summer with my host
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family. Along with them departed my use of the name "Agent Dero" as well; the game
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only involved the three of us and I wasn't about to start sending myself on
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missions.
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In the summer, I returned to the US and found myself in Texas, a dramatic departure from
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eastern Germany, and threw myself into "hacking." As shocking as it may sound,
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I found computers far more compelling than the locals. During my time in
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Germany I had managed to discover FreeBSD and Red Hat Linux courtesy of CDs
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shipped from a friend in the US. This keen interest in unix-based operating
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systems and my newfound worldliness meant I had to find a new handle ot use,
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the old "tiger" alias would no longer fit the bill.
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**Agent Dero** came to mind and fit the two most important requirements of a
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17-year old nerd: unique and cool sounding.
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Since then I've self-identified (mostly) as either:
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[rtyler](https://github.com/rtyler) or
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[agentdero](https://twitter.com/agentdero). The handle has been accepted
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without question by many of my friends and colleagues over the years. Only
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once has anybody even really questioned it. The australian wife of a friend,
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after discovering my online handle, asked me over drinks: "Ay-gent Deerr-o?"
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she said with a concerned look "you know what that means right?"
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Yep. And now you do too.
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