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Lompoc to Ventura is one of the most beautiful days +along the route, taking us through Goviata pass, Goleta, Santa Barbara, and +down the coast line towards Ventura. _Beautiful_ but not _easy_. + +--- +I also posted a [thread to +Twitter](https://twitter.com/agentdero/status/1535224124829597696) +for today with more pictures + +--- + +When I woke up and bundled up to begin the morning routine, porta-potties, +breakfast, change, tear down tent, gear truck, and bike parking, the air was so +cold I could see my break in the light of my headlamp. The grass was wet, my +flipflops got wet, my little toesies got wet, and top to bottom I was _fucking +cold_. Shaking while I wolf down my breakfast, I would occasionally look over +at some bear wearing shorts and a long sleeve t-shirt comfortable as can be; +suffice it to say with my build I don't "winter well." + +By the time I had wrapped up with the morning business, I scuttled over to the +gear trucks, discarded my jacket and proceeded along to bike parking. +Today was the day when apparently everybody else finally figured out that being +early to bike parking means an easier roll out and less traffic to deal with. +As such, there were huge lines before bike parking even _opened_, queues once +we were in bike parking, and then lots of standing around in some gopher-holed +Lompoc field. + +A roadie told me to tighten my helmet before I left. It was tight enough, but +there's no sense arguing with roadies who are trying to keep everybody safe. I +pulled aside, made a show of tightening it, and then clipped in and sped off. + +Leaving Lompoc was tedious residential street cycling with lots of traffic from +other cyclists. My training in criteriums has made it such that I have gotten +pretty good at quick bursts of power, which came in very handy as a tool to get +away from the packs of cyclists that would bunch up at stop signs and red +lights. Nothing against them, there's just a much higher likelihood of +something going wrong when you put enough moving people close enough together. + +As we left the city, the hills started to roll towards Rest Stop One. I caught +a fast wheel and we took turns puling. He would shout "left!" as we would come +upon slower cyclists. His tone sounded harsh, which is probably how I sound too, +so I made a point to say "good morning!" in a cheery voice as we passed. +"Left!" "_Good morning!_" "LEFT!" "_Good morning_!" "**LEFT!**" "_Good +morning riders!_" + +The system was working well until I was pulling up a hill and could feel the +front wheel sinking every time I would pump my arms. Flatted! My harshly toned +compatriot moved along as I pulled to the side to change my tube. I cleared the +tire and pulled the tube out of it's little box, started to unscrew the valve +and the damn think came apart! Fortunately a Training Ride Leader (TRL) stopped +to give me a hand, and an extra tube. While I was putting his tube into my +tire, he kept his thumb out to try to get a pump from a sweep vehicle; I had +already burned through one of my two CO2 cartridges. + +I didn't pay enough attention and pinched his tube, tearing it. _Fuck_. Once +Sweep arrived with a pump, we gave my original tube a try and it was able to be +pumped, so I asked the TRL to change the tire since we didn't have another tube +between the two of us. He managed it successfully into the tire, and the tire +onto the rim, and I was back in business! I thanked him and we both joined the +column of cyclists off to Rest Stop One. + +Riding without a spare tube makes me anxious. + +At Rest Stop One the bike techs were swarmed so I didn't buy another tube, and +instead did my routine, lined up to leave, and figured I would take my chances. +Departures from the stop were staged because we were going to climb up the +Goviata pass which is a strong climb following by a _swift_ descent. Sister +Tutti was in line with me and clamored to be on the right "where the slow +people are going to be!" I stayed left and pushed hard up the pass. + +Passing on the climbs during ALC is probably 50% competitiveness and 50% +safety. I want to be away from people during the descent because speed +increases the risks of somebody doing something unexpected, or stupid. My top +speed on the descent was about 47mph, which is fast but no longer scary for me. +Fountaingrove Parkway in Santa Rosa, which is my backyard lunchtime training +route has me hitting between 45-50 on the downhill segments with regularity. +The only difference is that I never have to compete with other cyclists for +space. + +Suffice it to say, everybody made it down in one piece, and I continued to +push hard along the coastline towards Santa Barbara. The rest stops on day six +typically have limited bike parking, so the more people I pass, the less +bullshit I have to contend with in the rest stops. + +50% competitiveness, 50% safety. + +Rest Stop Two was extremely foggy. Some day I'll see the coastline north of +Santa Barbara, but to date I have not been so lucky. In Rest Stop Two I stopped +by the bike tech and ask for **two** tubes. He hands them to me, and when I go +to give him cash he says "uh, can you do Venmo?" "No." "Well, we can't accept +cash...uh, can you just pay for them at lunch?" Honor system works well for me, +so I thanked the tech and left. + +After my departure I continued my "on your left!" routine. I spotted a cyclist +who was off to the right and asked "do you have everything you need?" "Do you +know how to change a tire?" + +I pull over, the karma of cycling dictates that: + +* If somebody pulls you, you either trade pulls, or pull somebody later. +* If somebody changes your tire, you better change somebody else's tire later. + +I was due. Fortunately he did have everything he needed, and was running the +same Continental race 28s that I run, except his were _brand new_. Mine have +had some miles put on them and they're still a pain in the ass to get off the +rim, when they're brand new they are _incredibly_ annoying. My pretty red nails +took a little bit of damage getting that bastard off the rim. We chatted as I +changed his tube, he asked some questions and was obviously paying good +attention to how it worked, so I did my best TRL impression and trying to make +it a Learning Opportunity ™. + +Once he was sorted, I sped off into the fog. Twice now a tire change has undone +all the hard work I had done passing cyclists! + +I made good time heading into lunch, but may have pushed myself too hard up the +climbs since my right knee started nagging me once again. Not content with +slowing down, I instead started to focus my stronger strokes on the left. The +woman who gave me a massage on Day Three noted the stronger muscle development +in the right leg, so I figured left-leg training was in order anyways. + +Lunch was...calories. But unfortunately not much to gush about, I put the +calories down, headed to Medical for sunscreen, and rolled out. + +The Funky Monkey I met in bike parking that morning and a buddy of his left +around the same time, and so we worked together a little bit trying to escape +the menagerie of stop lights Santa Barbara presented. "Stopping!" Foot down, +green light, "Rolling!", clip in, damnit, get in the clip you bastard, sprint a +bit, settle in, well shit another red light, "Slowing!", "Stopping!" + +Lather, Rinse, Repeat. + +The route comes along the bike path right by the beach in Santa Barbara, which +is where I can see the pier so often used in B-roll shots of "Psych", one of my +favorite shows. Instead of Shawn and Gus, we end up having to dodge joggers, +other cyclists, surfers, and tourists pedaling these four-wheeled pedal-car +contraptions. I was happy to find make it to Rest Stop Three because it meant +at least a break from the avoidance drills. + +A number of people skip Rest Stop Three, because there is an unofficial Ice +Cream Stop hosted by Santa Barbara a few miles down the road. This is a +mistake. Rest Stop Three is at a cute little beach side park and if it's not +foggy, which it was, it can offer some really beautiful views to sit and enjoy +while you eat trail mix and poptarts sliced in half. + +Of course I stopped at the Ice Cream Stop. I ate plenty and then thought to +myself "now that I've got a couple scoops of ice cream, and a cup of berries in +my stomach, how about a bike ride again!" There's a little kicker right as you +resume the route which I took nice and easy for fear of losing my ice cream and +berries. But after a mile or so I was clear to resume riding like a lunatic. + +Weaving along the coast line through bike paths, frontage roads, and +underpasses, I finally made it to some of the scenic oceanside riding that I +had been looking forward to. + +The views are simply spectacular. The waves crashing into the beach, pelicans +flying together across the water, and people wading into the water. What the +pictures won't show you is that the waves are crashing into the beach because +there's a very strong cross wind pushing them into the coastline, that same +wind is also pushing against _me_. + +My pace slows. My knee is hurting, my left leg is feeling tired, I'm thinking +of Santa Rosa and just feeling a little deflated. + +Then **Eli** powers past me. + +_Fuck yes!_ + +I will _never_ let a strong wheel pass me. Eli is a giant of a man. I don't +actually know him, he just has a license plate that says "Eli." I stand at +about 6'4" and he's definitely a few inches taller than me. + +I pop out of the saddle and sprint to catch up to him. It is not very often +that I will catch a wind breaker like Eli, and I feel invigorated to fall into +his draft. "Thanks for the ride!" I shout up to him. He turns his head to the +left, revealing the gold piercings in his ear and his mustache "I just love the +ocean." + +You know what Eli, you love it, I love it, let's hammer. + +I'm just thrilled as the dickens to have a draft to pull me along. + +Eli drags my sorry ass all the way to Rest Stop Four where I go through my +routine. He must know lots of the roadies here because I lose him at some point +while he's giving out giant-man hugs. + +Spirits lifted, it's something like 10ish miles to home, and I'm eager to get +there. + +A couple miles out of the rest stop I pass a couple cycles and hear "I love +your pace!" + +I've gotten some compliments this year, especially in my slutty red dress, but +ones like this are my favorite. I turn back and there's another cyclist doing +to me what I did to Eli. + +The karma of cycling dictates that: + +* If somebody changes your tire, you better change somebody else's tire later. +* If somebody pulls you, you either trade pulls, or pull somebody later. + + +It was my turn to pull, and I was happy to oblige. I turned on my phone's +screen so that I could maintain a steady pass for us both and we sped along at +about 21mph. My new bike friend was as happy to see me as I had been to see +Eli, so I was delighted to pull him home to camp. Dodging tourists along the +board walk we finally rolled into the Ventura camp, 61st and 62nd. + +Working together with a fellow cyclist makes me forget about my nagging knee. +It makes me forget about my legs and butt sore from a long week of cycling. It +makes me forget just about everything that isn't what is happening right now in +the moment. Working together with a fellow cyclist reminds me how much I really +do enjoy riding bikes! + +We chat a bit as we grab our gear. He does endurance racing, I talk about crit +racing, we geek out on cycling a bit before I head off to the showers. + +Tonight is the last night of camp. We're 70 miles from the finish line, which +really doesn't feel so far. 84, 109, 76, 88, 43, 88. There are 545 miles from +San Francisco to Los Angeles and only 70 of them remain. + +The guy I finished the ride with today asked what other races/rides I'm doing +this year. I have some ideas on that, but honestly nothing can hold a candle to +this one. + +Tomorrow will be bittersweet. + +We will have accomplished what we set out to do. We raised the money that +needed to be raised, pedalled the miles that we marked out for us, and made the +memories that only an event like ALC can provide. But it will be all over. + +All over until AIDS/LifeCycle 2023. + +I can't wait.