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+title: Why not use sandpaper?
+tags:
+- miscellaneous
+- opinion
+---
+
+My wife occasionally gets annoyed with my constant analysis and experimentation
+with just about everything. I have this incessant need to find the try to find
+improvements in everything that I do. For example, when boarding my train to
+head home in the evening, I board at just the right place such that I exit at
+the base of the stairs upon arrival. Not that big of a deal, but I like to walk
+stairs two at a time and all getting stuck behind all the slow tiny people was
+infuriating.
+
+I'm all about constant improvement, whether it be for speed, quality, etc, you
+get the point.
+
+
+With that said, here's a recommendation I have for you:
+
+<center><a
+href="http://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Fresh-Folded-Moist-Wipes/dp/B0000AN9KS/ref=pd_sim_hpc_1"><img src="http://agentdero.cachefly.net/unethicalblogger.com/images/cottonelle.jpg"
+alt="Cottonelle. Your butthole will thank me."/></a></center>
+
+
+Next time you find yourself thinking "good work toilet paper, I think we're
+done here." Use one or two of things and enjoy realizing how long you and
+everybody around you has been walking around with dirty asses.