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title: "Pulling trains along the central coast: AIDS/LifeCYcle Day Four"
title: "Pulling trains along the central coast: AIDS/LifeCycle Day Four"
tags:
- alc
- alc2022
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The alarm peeped at 4:15 and I immediately started marching over to the
breakfast tent shivering like a little dog. By the time everything had been
taken down and made it to bike parking at 6:15ish I wasn't shivering, which is
a good sign, but also an indication that the day will be quite warm.
breakfast tent shivering like a little dog. Hustling to take the tent down and
drop off gear before scurrying off to bike parking I had stopped shivering
which is a good sign, but also an indication that the day will be quite warm.
The route meandering through Paso Robles had me riding next to some fixed gear
cyclists, known for their siren call of "Fuck yeah rider!" Pulling up alongside
at a stop light I ask them if they were riding freewheeling hubs or true fixed
gears. Freewheeling hubs are effectively single speed which allow you to coast,
while truly fixed hubs means that the cyclists legs are pumping as long as the
wheels are spinning. The curly mustachioed man said "Freewheel? Never heard of
her!" Watching them descend a small roller was mesmerizing as their legs pumped
almost in unison like cylinders of an engine. As we approached the evil twins,
I gave them a "fuck yeah riders" for good measure, and commenced climbing.
The route today was meandering through Paso Robles and had me riding next to
some fixed gear cyclists. They're known for their siren call of "Fuck yeah
rider!" Pulling up alongside them at a stop light I ask if they were riding
freewheeling hubs or true fixed gears. Freewheeling hubs are effectively single
speed which allow you to coast if you stop pedaling, while truly fixed hubs
means that the cyclists legs have to keep moving as long as the wheels are
spinning. The curly mustachioed man smiled and said "Freewheel? Never heard of
her!" and then laughed exactly the laugh you'd expect from a man sporting curly
Qs and covered in tattoos. I watched them descend a small hill and it was
mesmerizing as their legs pumped almost in unison, quite like cylinders of an
engine. As we approached the evil twins, I gave them a "fuck yeah riders" for
good measure and commenced climbing.
It's not a race, it's a ride.
But I'll be damned if I don't get competitive on the climbs. En route to Rest
Stop One I started passing people on some of the rollers preceding the twins,
Stop One I started passing people on some of the rollers,
jumping out to the side "on your left!", standing out of the saddle, and really
pushing as much power into the pedals as I could. In Rest Stop One a fellow
cyclists told me that it was a lot of fun to try to keep up with me on those
climbs. I felt so flattered and we chatted for a bit, both being former members
of Team ALCaholics. We parted ways and I fell in with a woman I had ridden a
bit with the past couple days,
cyclist told me that it was a lot of fun to try to keep up with me on those
climbs. I felt quite flattered! We chatted for a bit, turns out we were both former members
of Team ALCaholics. We parted ways and I fell in with a woman I had met and
rode with over the past couple days,
Despite her insistence of not being a strong cyclist, she very truly is, and
for whatever reason is not riding with clips. You'll see that more than you'd
think at ALC. Cyclists of all skill levels and all kinds of equipment load outs
are riding the route, raising money for a great cause. What you don't typically
see are such strong cyclists riding without clips, and this year I've ridden
for whatever reason doesn't ride with clips. You see that more than you'd
think at ALC. Cyclists of all skill levels and with all kinds of equipment load outs
riding the route, raising money for a great cause. What you don't typically
see are such strong cyclists riding without clips and this year I have ridden
with two _very_ strong riders, mashing pedals with their street shoes.
We chatted for a bit as we climbed and then I pushed onward from twin one to
twin two, where I ran into the Triathelete I had chased a couple of days prior.
The two of us chatted as we climbed before I pushed onward from evil twin one
to evil
twin two, where I ran into the Triathelete. I had chased him a couple of days
prior, but this was the first time I caught him. He was obviously taking it
easy.
He's probably 6 inches shorter than I am and can absolutely smoke me on the
route. We climbed together and chatted, passing people as we went up evil twin
two. As we went by the Googler I had met on Day Two, he called out "well don't
just have a full on conversation while I'm struggling here." The push continued
to the halfway point.
just have a full on conversation while I'm struggling here." Sharing a laugh we
continued to push to the halfway point.
There's a pull-off on the side of the highway at roughly half the mileage
between San Francisco and Los Angeles. I was pushing hard so I could get heir
@ -72,43 +78,45 @@ In 2019 this descent _terrified_ me. I had never lost so much elevation or
ridden at these speeds before. Most of my training had been indoors and I just
didn't have the exposure to massive climbs like I do now. I also had rim brakes
which I knew could heat up and would require lots of feathering. This time
around I am a *must* more confident rider and actually pedalled downhill most
around I am a *much* more confident rider and actually pedalled downhill most
of the way. At one point I approached a fellow who helped me out on day
one. "On your left!" I shouted at full volume, as we rounded a curve I saw his
head shake. I assumed he didn't want to move over because he felt unsafe or
saw some hazards up ahead. I gently braked, waited to until after the turn and
then came into the lane and sped past him, returning to the shoulder after I
was clear. We caught up later and I apologized if I came up onto him too fast
or made him feel unsafe.
was clear.
He didn't even remember it and had no problem with my passing. "I must have hit
a fly or something." I shared with him how much that descent terrified me and
how important it was to be respectful of other cyclists boundaries, he smiled,
wished me a good ride and I departed Rest Stop Two with the Googler and
somebody from Twitter.
We caught up later and I apologized if I came up onto him too fast or made him
feel unsafe. He didn't even remember it and had no problem with my passing. "I
must have hit a fly or something." I shared with him how much that descent
terrified me and how important it was to be respectful of other cyclists
boundaries, he smiled, wished me a good ride and I departed Rest Stop Two with
the Googler and somebody from Twitter.
The Googler offered to "pull" for a while, which basically means push at the
front through the headwinds for the benefit of the others. After a couple miles
it was my turn, and so I pulled in front, set the pace at about 20-21mph and we
all rocketed along towards lunch. I was happy to pull and they were happy to
let me! I stayed up front pulling them through the rollers along the highway as
we cruised along the coast towards San Luis Obispo. The sights were stunning,
let me! I stayed up front pulling them through the mild rollers along the
highway along the coast towards San Luis Obispo. The sights were stunning;
the central coast of California is _definitely_ worth a visit.
Parking at lunch, the Googler says "when you asked if I wanted to ride
together, I didn't think you meant that you would drag my ass all the way to
lunch!" No complaints were tendered however, I was happy to challenge myself,
and worked up an incredible appetite in the process.
and worked up an incredible appetite in the process!
I sat around in the shade at lunch so long that most everybody I knew had left,
my bike computer timed out the ride, and I had to ride out solo. The cycling
was still great and as I closed into city limits I caught a couple of folks at
a stoplight. A new group of bike friends, hooray!
was nonetheless great and as I closed in on city limits I caught a couple of
folks at a stoplight.
After pulling all the way to lunch, I figured the karma of cycling was due for
me, and I happily accepted a free ride towards Rest Stop Three. My post-lunch
efforts are where I have been doing my low effort segments, which seems to work
out well so I may continue that in the future.
A new group of bike friends, hooray!
After pulling all the way to lunch, I figured the karma of cycling owed me
and I happily accepted a free ride towards Rest Stop Three. My post-lunch
efforts I have been doing low effort segments, which seems to work
out well, so I may continue that in the future.
Closing in on Rest Stop Three the bike in front of me popped and psssssssssssh
went flat. They both stopped off and needed no help so I continued onward to
@ -117,42 +125,45 @@ wrapping up with my business I saw him walk up with his bike over his shoulder,
the sidewall of his tubeless tire had a tear in it, but the bike techs believed
that he'd still be able to ride with a tube in the tire.
I rolled out again solo. The segment from Three to Four includes a water stop,
which I skipped, and an unofficial cinnamon bun stop. Unfortunately I spent all
my fun money for the day supporting the fundraiser at lunch so I pressed on
towards Rest Stop Four.
I rolled out again solo.
My right knee started to nag. I could not figure out what sequence of events
The segment from Three to Four includes a water stop, which I skipped, and an
unofficial cinnamon bun stop, which I also skipped. Unfortunately I spent all
my day's fun money supporting the lunch fundraiser, so I pressed onto Rest Stop
Four.
My right knee started to nag. I could not figure out what sequence of behaviors
would lead it to hurt, but it was intermittent so my pace took a hit as a
precaution.
Still, I cannot pass up a good riding group. When I came across a guy I met on
day two, who I knew was a strong wheel, I decided to hop on and not let him go.
I wanted to get to Rest Stop Four with as little energy as possible. We picked
up a first timer along the way who was also quite happy to have a group to raise
his spirits and pace.
Still, I cannot pass up a good riding group. When I came across a strong wheel
I met on day two, I decided to hop on and not let him go. I wanted to get to
Rest Stop Four with as little energy as possible. We picked up a first timer
along the way, who was also quite happy to have a group to raise his spirits
and pace.
Closing in on Rest Stop Four, pop! Psssssshhhhhhhh. Our strong wheel had a
flat. The two stayed back as I pushed on to Rest Stop Four which was perhaps a
mile ahead. When I arrived I just kind of sat in the shade stretching my knee
out, the stop was still being set up, and my knee was the first priority.
flat! The two stayed back as I continued to Rest Stop Four which was roughly a
mile ahead. When I arrived I just sat in the shade, stretching my knee.
The stop was still being set up and my knee was the first priority.
Somebody from Medical came over unprompted "you look like you could use a bag
of ice." "Yes, thank you!"
The first tire rolled into camp looking for a car to pick up the strong wheel,
The first timer rolled into camp looking for a car to pick up the strong wheel;
his sidewall was shredded and he had two flat tires.
I am not good luck today.
With some much needed ice and rest, I departed Rest Stop Four with two older guys who kept making jokes about being
slow. I left them behind at some point and found myself alone. I think I made a
wrong turn again.
slow. I left them behind at some point and found myself alone.
Damnit, I cannot believe I made a wrong turn again. I must get real stupid
after Rest Stop Four.
"Damnit, I cannot believe I made a wrong turn again!"
I must get real stupid after Rest Stop Four, two missed turns after Rest Stop
Four on this ride.
I backtracked and only lost a couple blocks. Eventually I caught up to the
older timers, shared a laugh at my missing a turn. They hollered at me but I
older timers, shared a laugh at my missing a turn. They had hollered at me but I
clearly didn't hear them. Oops.
Rolling into camp, the very nice Roadie who has been there every day at the

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title: "A fabulous forty: AIDS/LifeCYcle Day Five"
tags:
- alc
- alc2022
- cycling
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Roughly 275 miles ridden in the past four days and it's time for a rest day of
only 43 miles. _Only_. The things cyclists say sometimes never cease to astound
me. Day Five on AIDS/LifeCycle also has the honor of beinj Red Dress Day, a day
which brings out make up, costumes, and of course dresses.
---
I also posted a [thread to
Twitter](https://mobile.twitter.com/agentdero/status/1534876321456611328)
for today with more pictures
---
If you are in the market for a good cycling dress, I advise the following
criteria:
* Breathable and airy, to enhance evaporation
* Close to the body, to reduce drag
* Short, to avoid messing with your pedal stroke or wheels
Following these criteria I ended up with a trashy little backless number with
criss-crossing straps which I am confident have left "X" tan lines down my
back.
Dresses are of course not compulsory, which adds to the fun of the day. In
addition to the cheerleaders, pirate wenches, and bombshells there are Waldos,
Lobsters, Marios, Ketchups, Santas, and so much more. For those who have lived
in San Francisco, it has a very Bay to Breakers vibe.
I departed camp late for two reasons: first the final destination didn't open
until 1pm, so there was no sense in leaving early. Secondly, wearing a tiny
dress is **cold**.
The last time I did a century I rode around 40 miles before my first rest stop.
While that was foolish, a comfortable pae and a hearty breakfast can take me
quite a long way. Today I needed to hit up two rest stops, a water stop, and
lunch. I _needed_ to stop because I knew I was going to have some time to kill.
Getting to Rest Stop One was through the streets of Santa Maria. Leaving later
meant a lot more cyclists on the roads ahead of me, and today is _not_ a fun
day to compete with traffic since we're all squeezed onto bike lanes during
rush hour traffic.
Despite it being a recovery day, I still popped out into the lane to crank it
past some slower cyclists. Everybody is entitled to their own pace and
rightfully so, but I get particularly anxious in traffic like that since the
risk of accidents goes up quite a bit. Generally speaking the safest place to
be is often in front of other cyslists, regardless of speed. Another cyclist
followed my initiative and ended up riding with me for a while, before I lost
him in the pack again.
"Ho, ho, ho!" proclaimed the Santa as we rolled into Rest Stop One. I parked
and went about my routine, albeit in slow motion so that I would eat up more
time.
The segment to Rest Stop Two takes us out into the country on nearly
shoulder-less country roads. I cannot imagine the thoughts of the folks driving
by seeing hundreds of fabulously dressed cyclists. As I passed two men working
on some utility cabinet, I noticed that one was holding his phone up. I should
have yelled or catcalled at him, but I'm really not good at thinking of those
things in the moment. Oh well.
Rest Stop Two is on the other side of a couple little rural climbs and tucked
in the field behind a small country school. There I ran into Sister Tutti, one
of the [Sisters of Perpetual
Indulgence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Perpetual_Indulgence) that
does the ride. I had helped her with a computer problem on Day One and we've
greeted each other every day since. She is an elementary school teacher and has
incredible energy. For Red Dress Day she was also in her garb, so I _had_ to
have a picture together. I also ran into the woman who I had cycled with
previously, and she shared more of her face glitter with me. It looks very
pretty highlighting my cheekbones, but after the next time I apply sunscreen it
turns into just my whole face glitter.
We climbed out together towards Lompoc and lunch. My right knee keeps
stiffening up. The quad muscle that comes over the inside has been tender since
yesterday, and while I'm sure the foam rolling I did helped, it's still slowing
me down.
Like a big stupid dog chasing a rabbit around a track, I cannot seem to just
_chill_ and sit in. As I see more cyclists ahead that I can pass, I crank
onward.
This segment is the one in 2019 where my frame broke. The memories are still so
vivid to me, the climb where I hear the snap, the straight away where I could
hear a clanging when I put power down, and the shoulder where I stopped with a
team mate to figure out what was making that noise before tackling the big
climb that lay ahead. Almost exactly at mile 25 of Day Five, I thought my ride
was going to be over.
I considered stopping for a picture, but the new miles of that climb was in
front of me, and I wanted to get to it!
We don't have a name for this climb, but we probably should. It's a long and
gradual slog up the hill towards what I would come to learn is _now_ called
[Vandenberg _Space_ Force Base](https://www.vandenberg.spaceforce.mil/).
Space. Force. Base.
I caught a red light right at the entrace and took a number of pictures. It is
just as funny in real life as it is in that documentary with Steve Carell. I
still cannot believe it's a real thing.
Anyways, I grab a wheel to follow to the water stop, and kill some more time.
Before leaving I was complimented again on the strappy dress, which I'm sure
made me blush under the glitter that was by now smeared across my face.
The dress also turned some heads as I passed by the federal prison on the
outskirts of Lompoc. _That_ I was not as thrilled by, but I could only chuckle
to myself as I entered the cross winds after the facilities. Bright yellow
helmet, smeared face glitter, backless red dress, and celeste colored bicycle,
I would turn my head and stare too.
The ride into lunch was quick thanks to a nice little tailwind to scoot us into
town where we took over some city park. Still quite early, I decided to have
two lunches while I nursed my knee in the grass. Basking in the sun, there just
wasn't much to do other than eat, tan, and socialize. Camp sits only a few
miles beyond lunch, and those would be very easy miles.
I don't know what number into camp I was today, but it also doesn't matter. We
were all getting into camp early. Over 2,000 cyclists have each put down over
275 miles this week, their legs acclimating to the demands on them, their minds
knowing what they're now capable of.
43 miles is a short day.